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In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah,
Who was now living in Buffalo and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over
-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.”
“Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing
along with a few good humans.”
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:
“You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will
Start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.”

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah
Weeping in his yard – but no Ark.
“Noah!” He roared, “I’m about to start the rain!
Where is the Ark?”
“Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah, “but things have changed.”

“I needed a Building Permit.”

“I’ve been arguing with the Boat Inspector
About the need for a sprinkler system.”

“My neighbors claim that I’ve violated the
Neighborhood By-Laws by building the Ark in my
Back garden and exceeding the height limitations. We had to
Go to the Local Planning Committee for a variance.”

“Then the Local Council and the Electricity Company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power
lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the
Passage for the Ark’s move to the sea. I told them
That the sea would be coming to us, but they would
Hear nothing of it.”

“Getting the wood was another problem. There’s a ban
On cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl.”
“I tried to convince the environmentalists that I
Needed the wood to save the owls – but no go!”

“When I started gathering the animals the RSPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They
Argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and
It was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in
A confined space.”

“Then the Environmental Agency ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted an environmental impact study
On your proposed flood.”

“I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the
Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I’m
Supposed to hire for my building crew.”

“Immigration are checking the
Visa status of most of the people who want to work.”

“The trades unions say I can’t use my sons. They
Insist I have to hire only Union workers with
Ark-building experience.”

“To make matters worse, the Inland Revenue seized all my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.”

“So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10
Years for me to finish this Ark.”

“Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,
And a rainbow stretched across the sky.”

Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
“You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”

“No,” said the Lord.
“The Government beat me to it.”


Comments on: "NOAH TODAY" (4)

  1. BURRRN!!!!!!!!!! ……..sadly, it’s true.

  2. Anabella said:

    Dear Cherokee:
    This may sound funny story has a message and a critic of this society. Sometimes we have to be asking permission for everything, the men put many obstacles in the way of God’s works are carried out, many obstacles get in the way, even from people with good intentions. But sometimes God calls us to follow him in spite of everything, no matter what anyone says.
    When I write in this recall some stories of great men enlightened by God and inspired by Him to do great works, such as building hospitals, or transmitting a message that comes from heaven, and there were always difficulties, still are today, because you have to be asking permission and acceptance of certain people, but God little by little up the stones that appear on the road and everything is done according to his will. What seemed impossible became a reality.
    I think Noel also encountered difficulties in his day, probably thought he was crazy, but his faithfulness to God had overcome all the trials and received his reward.
    This story made ​​me think about this.
    Much love to all.

    • Dear Anabella:
      Thank you for such an enlightened comment. Many obstacles are placed before us and we have to find a way around them. Sometimes we can and sometimes we cannot. I’m sure that Noah experienced a great deal of criticism for what he was doing. When you follow the path that God outlines for you, it may not always easy, but it is the right way to go. Thank you so much for your comment.
      Many blessings to you,
      Cherokee Billie

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